Google Voice Mail Transcripts

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Mar 19

Hi Dad, This is quite me. I’m just calling to let you know we tripped again And I spoke to Carl. I think he sees. We have to do what we have to do the photos. It looks like we’re going to be down til tomorrow to take a look at the alright. Call me back. Thanks. Bye.


Feb 27

Google Voice is always good at just giving up and transcribing every word as hey or hello.

The thank you, hey. Hello. Professor the and. Hello. Hey shipped to you. Hello. Hello. This is, hey. Hello. Hello hello, hey hello. No. Hello.


Feb 19

Per the sender, these both came from her mom.

What I’m up in in the ass and I’m sorry. Graham. I need to body sold and white. I don’t know if I told you that already. Okay bye.

Is this okay in the ass again. All. If there’s any money getting some soda get 3 bottles. And the problem of water. Thank you.


Feb 18

Hi. This is Fedex hi ken says, okay i can move it to you because this phone number from the mother of. Okay, so the bike over for the from the actual I said they would put it to Moto. Bye bye.


Hey my hands. Catherine again. Hey sorry I didn’t realize that. You were the Bryan, but I know from rising tide an actual hat. I didn’t recognize your voice on the message so i was like by. So that’s syphilis. But I love that message, not knowing where you work alright if you have any questions gimme a call. Otherwise, don’t text me cos it’s, and I’ll see you later tonight alright. Take it easy. Bye.


Feb 17

I’m here, yeah, that’s where you stand else. I’m Scott yeah, can you know, loans, and y’all me back.


She’s Dan, it’s vivian, How are you my little machine.


Feb 16

Andy, This is Kim I’m at the Holocaust in this morning


Bye and bad spot. The wish you, americredit defense Hope you enjoy it. Call me when you get this. Love you bye.


Feb 15

Nava anytime, Dodie off on me. I want to fund ok dot can. I wanna how your georgine 6 fund got some new godaddy made from Stephanie dot wife and they only 10 the hide that you don’t want to get to hurting heading your, each restaurant or whatever you can be done tomorrow how it up on the air. Bye.


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