My favorite part of Google Voice has to be it’s inability to get a name right. Heck, it can’t even get my name right and it knows my name, or at least should. Regardless, here are two from the same submitter. I actually might use Jeanopolis Burger as a character name if I participate in NANOWRIMO next year.
Dan, This is Margaret bipolar and I’ll be home all afternoon
Hi Dan, This is a jeanopolis burger calling
This message is for Taylor Bryant’s please return this call to 1 minute sent our arm. I can be reached at 866-9323 The 430 Thank you. Have a good day.
Submitted as a drunk transcript. It’s a little long. I emphasized a few funny phrases.
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