February 2012
12 posts
Per the sender, these both came from her mom.
What I’m up in in the ass and I’m sorry. Graham. I need to body sold and white. I don’t know if I told you that already. Okay bye.
Is this okay in the ass again. All. If there’s any money getting some soda get 3 bottles. And the problem of water. Thank you.
Hi. This is Fedex hi ken says, okay i can move it to you because this phone number from the mother of. Okay, so the bike over for the from the actual I said they would put it to Moto. Bye bye.
Hey my hands. Catherine again. Hey sorry I didn’t realize that. You were the Bryan, but I know from rising tide an actual hat. I didn’t recognize your voice on the message so i was like by. So that’s syphilis. But I love that message, not knowing where you work alright if you have any questions gimme a call. Otherwise, don’t text me cos it’s, and I’ll see you...
I’m here, yeah, that’s where you stand else. I’m Scott yeah, can you know, loans, and y’all me back.
She’s Dan, it’s vivian, How are you my little machine.
Andy, This is Kim I’m at the Holocaust in this morning
Bye and bad spot. The wish you, americredit defense Hope you enjoy it. Call me when you get this. Love you bye.
Nava anytime, Dodie off on me. I want to fund ok dot can. I wanna how your georgine 6 fund got some new godaddy made from Stephanie dot wife and they only 10 the hide that you don’t want to get to hurting heading your, each restaurant or whatever you can be done tomorrow how it up on the air. Bye.
Hi, I just wanted to hold back. Delete beach put it back to you was still I mean the word each word about the visit and that kind of the office for that. Thank you.
Hi , My name is Ay and I just got back from Turkey on Friday but I really love your credit rugs and I’m Recruiter kinda girl but I have a baguette, or some more. Anyway just to be a perfect fit in our house. I hope you still have it. And if you’re coming to your phone. My phone number is (….) and it was Midtown really excited to hear from you (…). Chow.
Hi message is for John, this is the West Bank. Please return our call. I think, 100 xxx. I’ll be in the office here until 8:57 Pacific Standard Time. Tonight. Again the number’s 1(800) xxx.
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Sorry about the long silence, Tumblr did something and I couldn’t get into my accounts to post. Thankfully, after finally taking the time to track down a support email, they had me back up and running in no time. I just queued up quite a few new laughs. Enjoy.
November 2011
1 post
My favorite part of Google Voice has to be it’s inability to get a name right. Heck, it can’t even get my name right and it knows my name, or at least should. Regardless, here are two from the same submitter. I actually might use Jeanopolis Burger as a character name if I participate in NANOWRIMO next year.
Dan, This is Margaret bipolar and I’ll be home all afternoon
Hi Dan,...
October 2011
12 posts
This message is for Taylor Bryant’s please return this call to 1 minute sent our arm. I can be reached at 866-9323 The 430 Thank you. Have a good day.
Submitted as a drunk transcript. It’s a little long. I emphasized a few funny phrases.
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Hi. This is love. This message is for view that this is well with Safeco Insurance. Just wanna let you know that I did speak with my driver. James talk with him earlier today and he did 5 to me that you were in front of him out of town on stop sign. I love you. We are in the else. You are too
You need to calm down. You should call me sometime. They never seen the installed or. Have a skunk issue with her live out in the morning. Hey, you should probably about bye.
I will not be this is Mary Allen from the Food Coop. Just wanna let you know that the that we filled Job Loc, and we’re leaving the money and in Europe in here. Hi. This is a guest registered rock. Okay bye.
Hi. This is Judy, I think you know I’m probably gonna not gonna come to because they’re doing. Lutherans so I hope that an inconvenience you came and see if I don’t know if you have a rep to delivery in the morning. Hi Larry, bat. Call me if you want me to call anybody or anything. Okay thanks bye.
Right susceptible it’s running Berkeley. So if that and mighty dot edu.
Search for the it out on traffic network. As mentioned to me by that. So go all looking awfully cold circle the quote that Nicole is that that that the at their goal.
Hey, you know this is me, This is not and I’ll call you back. Guest got a call. I just found out to you later. So, yeah, yeah. I was trying to do with that. But, I’ll give you a call. But. Just to bye touch bases with you. I’ll talk to you later. Bye.
Hey mailed. I tried to call you back. I had my phone. I know when you need to charge it. But anyway call me back when you get a chance and maybe we can meet. You get together pretty much staticky or something okay bye bye.
The end of this message makes me happy.
Pick it up. It’s Alex, hey, stuff. I guess give me, search you back yesterday, forty plus. The that today before definitely or poor thing, because I have to open morning ha. So if you can. Thank you. Bye. So if you could give me a call. Here and Yeah, sure Germans group whatever it is, he’s got going on today. Let me know when you mean. You know...
Noelle, I lock box. They Are. He’s no handles sure what it is. But you know that you thought of that.
September 2011
12 posts
Google tends to do this to everyone once.
Hello yo Hello. Hello. Hey. Bye. Yeah. Bye Yeah, 2, hey hey hey bye. Hello, that I. Well hey. Hello, bye Yeah, hey hello hello, bye hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello hello, hey, hey. Hello. Bye Bye. So.
I picked up from Anjina, so I have that the house. I don’t know how much I love you bye. Whatever it was.
Hi xxx, My name is claire is Tenzer shaker. I work for a bar, probe just homey. Uma, did today. I believe, he gave me your name and I just have a quick question. I dual I have some systems database systems which have much or her like at a version 6 and stuff, you know that the good looking at upgrading and the question I have for you is. It does have a live in. The beaches marketable abortion...
A, hey, I’m leaving work now. There’s a screaming child, bye work for some some reason. I’m wondering, Claire out here, party Pratt. Also old man I was wondering if you’re getting eyes and I’m hoping so. Also, what are you wearing. Also so. You want any over later also call me back. Okay bye.
Hi, This message is for. James, Gx, this is still Judy. What services. I’m calling Mr Gxxxxx to remind you of your 915 apartment on Friday. The donate platelets, please remember know has fun add some products 48 hours prior to donate.
From the sender “This is a message left by my 90 year old father to me, his daughter.”
Yes, Hello ass. Hello, Your phone, Hello.
Four submissions from one user. I found it humorous that the name wasn’t right on any of these.
Castle. Yes, we are all come play some game with us and what I mean two wheel person has, seriously. It’ll be fun anyways, image of your me a call back. Bye.
Hey, it’s just me. I just thought maybe you wanted to know their pound of butter but. We have account so we should be okay...
Hey Kayla. I am. ON saturday. Shane is going to go to south carolina i’m gonna stay put. I have to go get. 10 on the car and i was gonna see if possibly you can help me pick it up on Saturday around 2 o’clock. Maybe I can I don’t know, maybe spend the night with you. Maybe you can take me a soft Market Street, on the cold, very rude. Or, if you feel I our, or I can ask for...
Yellow This is C. V. S. Pharmacy. Sorry we missed you earlier today. Our records indicate, it’s time for Daniel. You said ohh to refill prescription number 0 4. Yeah 8 yeah 7th. 4. Yahoo. Yahoo.
Hi. This is Sarah attack or stroke office. I just received your message. If you still needed help, call us at (812) 555-6161.
Hi, This message is for (approximately my name), this is (name), from cardiac imaging calling the schedule.Echo cardiogram that Dr. Pencil motor France. If you can gimme a call back at your convenience atconvenience. At ####### and ask for (nurse), Thank you.
Hi. This is Krista and I’m calling from Butler, but in the area fish. It’s in Pennsylvania and we were just calling to check up on you to see about Boris to see if he was doing any better for you at all. The medication seem to be helping if you know this thing in the improved since at all We just wanted an update if you could give our office a call. The number is (724) 283-XXXX and...
May 2011
9 posts
Hey, it’s Justin, I’m having a hard time finding a place is better. Open so I only WE your reschedule for our 11:30. And I will give me a time to suppose to be fun and open establishments give me a call when you get a chance to debate.
The Other Side of mobile alright the computer just. Dear Dr. So we’re going on. And I’m gonna start up Give me a call. Thank you. By
Sender’s comment in parentheses
Hey Lee (my name is not Lee) daddio. Collins Sunday afternoon and I don’t know about almost 6 o’clock. Just checking to see how the move’s going. Hope listen i get you down. T bad. I talked to really be a good day and she seen totally delirious, so I’ll tell you a story about it Give me a call. See you later. Have 11 Sunday...
Hi, gimme a call when you you make sure you will. Hey It’s to see if you dare you good and they would like a But there kind of Yes, bye. Hello. Okay back. So, hey how are you let you know it’s okay. I do understand your bloodier gonna time thing on this.
Hi. This is a message for a janda. My name is and I just need you. Sending you the details about her casting call about some of the sheeting I’m saying this week. I’m sorry 3. I’m sorry in the day, but I want to see if you’re available. I’m such a day to come and you know. So basically this, so I don’t know why the go with the description but the group. Well...
Happy Birthday soon. Happy Birthday to new happy you’re made. Damn. Jasmine the. For happy. Hey June view. Have a great day. Call me sometime today if you have a chance because I want to ask you about a topic. Your card is. Thank you very much for the B Under the be working Saturday and I can get some cheap so okay bye. Love you.
Hey, I had a good biking route you Please. All and was gonna see when you’re listening to it. If you do whatever is calling. Yeah the, hey, having a company by.
stepped away from my life
Hi Dan, This is Cora, I’d like to stepped away from my life over 2 seconds. I’m here if you want it, give me a call and we’ll see if we can set up a time we can come by appreciate it. Thanks a lot. Bye bye.
Best Google Voice Transcription. Ever.
east-lake:
My wife just called and left me this message.
Thanks Hi Angie, Donna The best killer.
What she really said:
Hey, I need you to unlock the back door
April 2011
15 posts
“Hi Sweetie, it’s me. I thought might be in the event and I’ll get your that are you. Senator or something. But anyway, what we’re going to die You know that we moved. Kennel that we are under. She’s better so I was just been a better just sort of thing to do it on the askins. I love you and I’ll talk to you when you call me HI.”
Hi this is. I have skunks insurance calling regarding the quote that was done online. It originated from this telephone number be glad to help with any questions. Our phone number here is xxx-xxx-xxxx Thank you so much. Have a great day.
“Hi my baby girl. He is a good we did come over or Actually, and I will earlier and Bowman and I’ll be in baby girl and love you and I thought of you and Lissa, I hang out with you last night, he he, and in. Thank you. The HI Yes, I love you, give ME HI 3 3 the, and have a great day. Bye HI.”
If today I just had my phone. I have a hammer. That our. It hurt really bad. Thanks Dan. Then wecan you please orange. She is on the yellow right, Red, yellow Rex, Paul on my head. Yes. Hey, itis Robert, dot in the water. Float until late trial, hey.