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Nov 17

My favorite part of Google Voice has to be it’s inability to get a name right. Heck, it can’t even get my name right and it knows my name, or at least should. Regardless, here are two from the same submitter. I actually might use Jeanopolis Burger as a character name if I participate in NANOWRIMO next year

Dan, This is Margaret bipolar and I’ll be home all afternoon

Hi Dan, This is a jeanopolis burger calling


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