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Feb 14

Hi , My name is Ay and I just got back from Turkey on Friday but I really love your credit rugs and I’m Recruiter kinda girl but I have a baguette, or some more. Anyway just to be a perfect fit in our house. I hope you still have it. And if you’re coming to your phone. My phone number is (….) and it was Midtown really excited to hear from you (…). Chow.