Google Voice Mail Transcripts

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Apr 22

“Hi Sweetie, it’s me. I thought might be in the event and I’ll get your that are you. Senator or something. But anyway, what we’re going to die You know that we moved. Kennel that we are under. She’s better so I was just been a better just sort of thing to do it on the askins. I love you and I’ll talk to you when you call me HI.”