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May 25

Sender’s comment in parentheses

Hey Lee (my name is not Lee) daddio. Collins Sunday afternoon and I don’t know about almost 6 o’clock. Just checking to see how the move’s going. Hope listen i get you down. T bad. I talked to really be a good day and she seen totally delirious, so I’ll tell you a story about it Give me a call. See you later. Have 11 Sunday afternoon. Bye bye.