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Sep 2

Yellow This is C. V. S. Pharmacy. Sorry we missed you earlier today. Our records indicate, it’s time for Daniel. You said ohh to refill prescription number 0 4. Yeah 8 yeah 7th. 4. Yahoo. Yahoo.