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Sep 7

Hey Kayla. I am. ON saturday. Shane is going to go to south carolina i’m gonna stay put. I have to go get. 10 on the car and i was gonna see if possibly you can help me pick it up on Saturday around 2 o’clock. Maybe I can I don’t know, maybe spend the night with you. Maybe you can take me a soft Market Street, on the cold, very rude. Or, if you feel I our, or I can ask for Leah initial pick me up from here and go over there sometime in the afternoon. Just trying to get an idea can coordinate. But I still want to cut Cooper’s deal, is she so sorry and Rommel them. Okay, cool. We’ll talk about it later, but I’m just trying to get idea. I can get help okay cool. Talk to you later. Bye.